Is this what Robin Thicke sees?
Reblogged again for Robin Thicke comment.
I don’t think you all understand. This is actually my life right here.
*HP fandom sobs in distance*
notice how it’s getting darker
I made him a little kitty snow fort and I think he likes it as much as I do
my life flashed before my eyes today
Monique Lavoie, Chelsea, Que.
Smartest criminal Gotham ever had.
Is that R Kelly
she’s getting stronger
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.